MURPHY'S LAW

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong

Celibacy is not hereditory

Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes to the bone

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on

Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference

Friends come and go, but ennemies accumulate

The other queue always moves faster

Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought

The chance of a slice of bread falling butter side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet

Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before

A short cut is the longest distance between two points

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening

The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train

Murphy's golden rule : whoever has the gold make the rules

No matter how long you shop for an item, once you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere else cheaper

In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it

MURPHY WAS AN OPTIMIST

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